Shit Drew Says

Drew says funny things all day. They are captured here.

March 14, 2012 12:20 pm

That star poster is funny

It says starrar

12:18 pm

We did it

We did ok - that makes me feel angry

August 19, 2011 12:32 pm

Put it away

Is our conversation boring you ? Do you have to resort to video games ?

June 3, 2011 12:57 pm

Philosophizing

If a tree falls in the falls in the forest and nobody tweets about it, does it still get a foursqaure badge? 

now with illustrations: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/drew_tree.gif

May 17, 2011 6:00 pm

A conundrum

What if I kept say shit at a rate faster than you can type it?

5:59 pm

I always reuse that joke

That’s the best joke I’ve ever had. It works so well for your face

April 29, 2011 10:50 pm

On tatoos

Space invaders is like heaven for him

April 15, 2011 2:08 pm
Office art

Office art

March 1, 2011 10:25 pm

There are millions of uses for perforce

You can wear it as a hat - how you gunna measure that

January 3, 2011 10:20 am December 21, 2010 9:46 am

Tea quota

That’s a lot of tea for someone who is so judgmental

December 15, 2010 5:01 pm

Stop clicking

Can you stop clicking, there’s an -at flag for that ( repeating what I said )

December 13, 2010 5:36 pm

Face Punch Profiling

I can’t be bothered to discriminate who I punch in the face

3:20 pm
ambiDrewxtrous

Not quite by Drew, but about Drew. Still counts because Drew RT’d it.

December 11, 2010 10:43 am
Retaliation for this tumblr

My Firefox homepage was changed to this. How Drew.